Things White Girls Love in the Fall (as told by a white girl)

pumpkins

As shocking as this may seem, I am an average, white, American female. I find it my duty to debunk all of the white girl stereotypes regarding fall.

  • Basic pics in the pumpkin patch/apple picking
    • Y’all… the color of the leaves/the attire/the props are too good not to capture a picture. I mean come on, that was a quality profile pic up there (see above pic).
  • Pumpkin Spice anything
    • Does this need an explanation? That shit’s good.
  • Leggings
    • As much as I hate to admit to this one, I love a good pair of leggings. It’s like you’re not wearing pants. At the end of the day the ultimate goal is to go home and take your pants off… am I right?
  • Fall Candles
    • Smelling a fall candle (ex: Apple Pie, Pumpkin Spice, Salted Caramel…) is like wrapping your nostrils in a warm sweater.
  • Uggs
    • I have no explanation for this one… Uggs make my heart weep. So. fUGGly.
  • Coordinating Halloween Costumes
    • It’s slutty if one girl goes to a Halloween party as a sexy kitty. It’s fun/cute whenever a group of girls go to a Halloween party as slutty kitties. Common knowledge people.
  • Taking selfies in Infinity Scarves
    • I just spent an unreasonable amount on a circle of fabric. If I want to post a selfie to Instagram from the lips down of my scarf (normally featuring a subdued lip color and my Starbucks latte) then I have every right to do so.

Happy Autumn! Let the basic activities commence**

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